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Archive for May, 2008

Function and Abasement one to nine

Saturday, May 31st, 2008

Every so often I have a go at doing something serious, and by serious I mean po-faced and boring. I don’t know why, but there you go. This is a piece, assembled from digital photographs, that I call Function and Abasement one to nine.
I’ve had it in mind for quite some time, ever since opening a tin of calamari in american sauce (object 5) but couldn’t make it work. Then yesterday i had the idea of the talcum powder and it all came together. I’m working on something else too at the moment – very blue peter, should be finished soon.

Big Buck Bunny

Friday, May 30th, 2008

I don’t think this really counts as being credited in a film, but there I am, in the credits to a film.

An open film has just been released made with one of my favourite bits of software, Blender, I bang on about it every so often. One of its means of finance was through pre-orders of the dvd, if you bought it you got your name in the credits, so there I am – though my dvd is waiting in the uk somewhat frustratingly.

The open bit means that the film is free, as are the resources used for making it, and everyone is also free to do whatever they like with the film – that means remake it, remix it, redistribute it, whatever. Which I think is pretty cool. I would suggest that you download it or watch it on vimeo (downloading’s better and super-fast at the moment by torrent).

The primary purpose of the film is to highlight the capabilities of Blender (and to develop the program in the process) and this I think it does really well. It also shows some great design and some truly wonderful character animation. I don’t want to nit-pick, it would be ungentlemanly, but the film isn’t perfect – particularly I’d say in terms of story and pacing, but it’s well worth 10 minutes of your time.

Don’t you wish your girlfriend was raw like me

Thursday, May 29th, 2008

Every so often computers just like to throw you a curve ball. Today it is just being insanely tortuous trying to edit video. I have no idea why… nothings different from when I was last editing a few days ago but ppppppew… grrrrrrrrr.

So here’s another photo from the dancing yesterday while we’re waiting for some video.

The reason these are appearing so hyper processed is because they are. Well the colours were extreme to start with, but the noise on the images is so bad I just feel I need to blow them up (with explosives).
I want a proper camera.
I want lots of things, but well… I’m in the wrong line of work for material wants. I wonder whether it’s too late to sell my soul.

Today we were making a little video in the school – filming the kids doing mock exams to show to next year’s batch. It was fun, but I found the camera immensely frustrating. It had one of these fancy self-stabilisation systems to detect and counteract camera-shake… unfortunately, you couldn’t turn it off and because I was using an (improvised) tripod it was actually detecting head movement in frame as camera movement, compensating for it and adding shake to the image. Technology man, don’t you just love it.

Gobbledigook

Thursday, May 29th, 2008

I am loving the new Sigur Rós single – It is different, it feels like completely the right way for them to go. I hope it’s representative of the album that follows. Amazing video too (much nudity, joyous). You can see the video and download the song for free (well, for email address) at the previous link.

The Bakery is Across From the Laundromat

Wednesday, May 28th, 2008

Today I have mainly been making clocks. Which is not as fun as it might sound, but still, it was cocido day, and for that we can be thankful.

But after my private lesson I went to a dance festival at the local theatre given by pupils from the school. It was amazing. I recorded loads of video (not very good video but anyway), and hopefully I’ll get something up soon for you to see. But right now I am beat.

Besos.

A nonsense of tongues

Monday, May 26th, 2008

I don’t entirely know what I was thinking but recently I ordered a bunch of moo cards (small business card-type things – you can put whatever image you want on them and make each one unique if you want), and they came just before I went away. I’ve distributed a few to friends and I think I plan on leaving them around in library books and things as kind of a random publicity (for what I don’t know) slash treat.

El Tonto del Bote

Sunday, May 25th, 2008

Back from Girona today (fotos on facebook), and a lovely weekend I’ve had too. More taking it easy than actual touristifying. Ruben picked me up from the airport, we ate at his place (in Lloret de Mar), headed to Girona, met Vicky and hung out for the evening. Doing a tour of the city that was wonderfully free of other people. It’s a funky twisty-turny type place, this I like, with a lot of groovy buildings and wiggly streets. We met some other folks and nearly avoided paying for our drinks. On Saturday we went to the beach in Lloret, full of Germans and Brits getting redder, and Ruben gave me a lesson on the flora of the Mediterranean. The sea was colder than I expected, but it was marvellous to feed some salt back into my blood.
Then with Vicky we headed to Tosa nearby, and its castle, also beach, ice-cream, and enough sun to make my nose red.
We Eurovisioned, and voted for Bosnia and Herzegovina, mainly because they were the only country the length of whose name necessitated a change in font size (and a substitution of the ‘and’ for an ampersand). And we had Pizza. Today we ate breakfast in Paris and I came home.
It is nice that cheap flights let us do this. Its nice to have friends that also make this possible.
Where next?

Flora and Fauna on the Nature Trail

Friday, May 23rd, 2008

Here’s something weird. I looked at the wikipedia page for Otter in three different languages and although the photo was the same in each one it got progressively smaller as I moved through the languages.

English:

Spanish:

Catalan:

Here is a silkworm:

On No Chip Repenteth

Thursday, May 22nd, 2008

I remembered what it was.

About a year ago I started an online video/blog project entitled On No Chip Repenteth. It was going to be a kind of online story told in an even more incomprehensible style than normal.

What with the standard ups and downs of university life I did very little on it and by July I had basically abandoned it, though with the intention of picking it up again at some point.

So anyway, I just updated it again and thought I’d make it public so that it doesn’t just sit around doing nothing. I don’t know if I’ll find time to carry on updating it but whatever.

On No Chip Repenteth

This is the most recent video from it:

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Estoy en Ascuas

Thursday, May 22nd, 2008

The school has very kindly offered me an extra day of my choosing off work as a thank you for my efforts during the days of exams. With this day I can make myself a four-day weekend some time in June… now I’m on the lookout for a (very) cheap flight somewhere… if anyone has any suggestions then do give a shout.

But, in the meantime, tomorrow I’m off to Girona… it’s going to be groovy, I can’t wait.

I’m absolutely positive there was something else I was going to write, and something I have to do this evening too… but for the minute it escapes me.

besos

Soñar Variations I – III

Thursday, May 22nd, 2008

I’m going to stop posting these variations to the blog, even though they add colour and I’m going to continue doing them. Instead I’m going to put them into this picasa album, and maybe post occasional updates here.

Como En Casa

Wednesday, May 21st, 2008

434!

So, that’s the English Exams done, and it’s a relief.. yesterday I was practically dead by the end of work. Nevertheless, I managed to drag myself to the inauguration of an art exhibition, in which a friend is taking part, at the Italian Cultural Institute in Madrid – that’s where yesterday’s photo came from – but I was so beat that it was a bit overwhelming and I’m not sure how much I got out of it. I came home and collapsed.

We won’t find out the results to the exams for another month or so, but we have reasons to believe they went well, some of which I’m not at liberty to discuss. I hope this doesn’t come across as gloating, I’d like to point out that it was the kids who took the exams and the other members of staff, particularly their full time teachers, who take the credit – I only worked there a couple of months and picked up other people’s work, but nevertheless I’m really proud of how all my kids did. The most important thing for me was that they all came out of their exams feeling confident, convinced that it had been easy and they hadn’t needed to be nervous. This was particularly important for me because I feel my part to play over the last few days was in trying really hard to reassure the children immediately prior to their exams and encourage them both before and after. We worked really hard to get a sense of the kinds of questions that the examiner was asking and practice these with the children before they went in. I tried hard to give each child a quick overview of the important areas and then focus both on their weaker areas and, just as important I think, to help their confidence, their stronger areas too.

How things worked was – every child was examined individually by the external examiner for either 6, 7 or 10 minutes, depending on the level they were taking. We brought them down in twos or threes some time before their exam to wait, both to practice and to maintain a rhythm throughout the day, keeping to the schedule (we had about 95 pupils to get through). We tried to make sure that children waiting to go in got to see and hear those coming out talking about how it had been easy, and we debriefed each kid, both to inform our practising and to encourage them one last time. This is why I’ve been so exhausted the past few days – repeating this process nearly 100 times and working a longer day than normal with fewer breaks. I think I would have struggled to carry on for another day.

So, why do we think we did well?
Well, the examiner, despite not being able to tell us the marks, gave us a thorough debriefing, in which he said such things as (I was taking notes), they performed well “across the board”, all the children were “engaged and enthusiastic”, he didn’t know about the teachers’ methods but they were doing it “how it should be done” and he “can’t see anything that would be negative”. He “couldn’t give a more glowing recommendation”, “every single [child] took initiative”, and this was his best experience “in five years of being an examiner”.

It’s worth bearing in mind I think that these are children typically from working class families, they live in an ordinary town. They go to a small state school which has limited resources and are part of a program which only started 4 years ago, they are between the ages of 7 and 10. I think their performance is a real credit to their teachers, their parents, the head teacher and the co-ordinator of the bilingual program in the school, and also to my fellow native-language assistants.

And obviously I’m really proud of all the kids :D

Pastel sobre papel milimetrado

Tuesday, May 20th, 2008

really, far too tired to write anything… tomorrow it should be over. And I shall be ready for my holiday this weekend.

God Spoke On The Promise Variations I & III

Monday, May 19th, 2008

431!

Monday, May 19th, 2008


Wooo! Good news – the lastest version of Blender (best program ever) is out… never a better time to become a 3d computer artist or whatever. This is my 3 minute test – playing with the new particle tools.

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! We are knee deep in exams. I’ve abandoned my normal schedule to spend all day conducting practices with the children before they go in to their exams. Dead chuffed I was when one of the kids, asked after her exam “What did he [Mr Guy Command, the examiner] ask you?” – “Who’s your favourite teacher?” – “And what do you say?” – “John.” Fun and games!
Actually, it’s nuts… I think I was more nervous than the kids… and I spent the whole day living on adrenaline. I’m totally whacked now. Two more days… I plan on writing more about these things.