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Archive for December, 2008

Thoughts on the new version of WordPress

Wednesday, December 17th, 2008

If you use it, review it.
Seeing as how I’m doing films, and books, I might as well do blogging software.

Wordpress Dashboard Screenshot

As mentioned, I got around to updating the blog to run on the newest version of WordPress, so – first impressions? Well, it’s a lot better than the last one, but that’s mainly because the last big update was kind of a downgrade, and we’re talking here in terms of aesthetics and usablility. The layout is a thousand times better now – as customisable as it needs to be, with navigation much more logical and easy to find. The previous design was a disaster in terms of ease of use.
However, it should never have got to the point where such a change was so welcome, and beyond the surface very little has changed to merit the new version number. The only significant improvement that I’ve found so far is better tag management – the uploader is still too clunky, and there’s nothing overtly exciting. All in all though, two thumbs up.

Fire Drill

Wednesday, December 17th, 2008

Yesterday I experienced my first fire drill in a Spanish school. It was frankly hilarious, and slightly different to how I remember things going.

First stage that was different was that on hearing the alarm the kids had to close the shutters on the classroom windows. As these are big heavy metal things it seems to make sense to me, from the point of view of limiting the spread of the fire. Then the kids head out to the corridors – where the madness starts. I seem to remember the focus being on orderliness when I were a lad, which must be a British thing because here the teachers stand in the corridors, some with stopwatches, shouting, “¡Corre! ¡Corre!” (Run!, Run!”), ushering the kids on as fast as they can. On the upper floors this is more or less a shuffle, but down on the ground floor, where the two stairwells open into the entrance hall, two streams of kids, one from Infantil (ages 3 – 5), the other of bigger kids, merge, skittering on the slippery floor, and flail for the exit, which for the bigger kids involves a tight 180º turn – guess who comes off the worst in the resulting collisions.

The children emerge into the playground, still to the cries of “¡Corre! ¡Corre!”, where they reach a choke point – the steep narrow steps down from the upper playground to the sports pitches where they are to assemble in lines by class. A key problem with these steps is that they are almost an impassable obstacle for Infantil – who are lined up at the top holding onto the tails of the smock of the child in front (Yes, in infant school Spanish children, adorably, wear  smocks over their clothes). There is no handrail that they can reach and the steps are kind of high for them. This was where I found myself helping out – making a bridge between two other teachers as, one by one, we took the hand of a little one and helped them down the mountain. Quite fun really, and I only saw one fall.

Once in the playground that’s pretty much it (though it should be pointed out that the kids aren’t very good at doing orderly lines). We waited around a few moments, with no counting of heads or taking of the register, and then traipsed back into class again.

I pointed out to a teacher that I wasn’t sure the running was such a good idea, and she said – well nope, the Headmistress had said not to run, but all the teachers do it anyway… for fun I guess, and the children have a laugh, so why not, eh?!

you polygon, and saturate

Tuesday, December 16th, 2008

One of the problems with getting back into blogging after being off it for a while is that you keep waiting for that significant event to happen that really has to be blogged about in order to jumpstart you again, only that event never happens.

So instead, today, I’m going to talk about an insignificant event.

I lost my hat, it was green and warm and cheap, I got it from a pound shop in Bangor.

I have been losing lots of things recently.

Strictly speaking only half of it was mine as I bought it with a friend – but I seem to have wound up with custody. Anyway, it’s served me well, and I was a little sad to loose it, especially after loosing my super Peruvian hat earlier this year.

But then I found it again, only it was a bit inaccessible, in the grounds of the Sanse chess club.

Today, owing to my excellent connections within the Spanish chess community, I retrieved that hat.
It was probably the best thing that happened to me this week.

Here is an old photo of me in the hat.

Sneak Peak

Tuesday, December 16th, 2008

Update Complete

Tuesday, December 16th, 2008

OK, update done, appears to be successful. You shouldn’t notice any difference – if you see a problem give a shout. I might even start posting again soon.

Update in Progress

Monday, December 15th, 2008

Not that we’ve actually seen any action here recently, but I am now updating wordpress. Expect the site to be down for a few hours.

Encounters at the End of the World

Tuesday, December 9th, 2008

I went to see two films at the weekend.

The first, somewhat oddly, was the latest James Bond. I only went to see it because I was passing the cinema and had the urge to see something dubbed into Spanish, not having done so before. Bond was on, so I did it. It’s pretty obvious that it’s not my kind of thing, needless to say, the best thing about it was the typography, and that’s all I’m saying.

Encounters-at-the-End-of-the-World

The other film was completely the other end of the spectrum – Encounters at the End of the World, Werner Herzog‘s latest. I make no apologies for the fact that I consider Herzog to be perhaps the best film-maker alive and working today, and I am particularly enamoured of his documentaries, of which this is one.
One of the many things I like about Herzog’s documentaries is that he is transparent in his manipulation of his subjects, and foregrounds what he’s doing. Therefore the films become as much about the medium of the documentary, and the inherent impossibility of objectivity that comes in pointing your lens at a subject, as they are about their subjects. They also become very inflected by Herzog’s sensibilities, which are a little odd and which accord very much with my own.

So, ostensibly, this film is about the Antarctic, its landscape and wildlife, the history of its exploration, and, particularly, the people who live and work there today – why do they end up at the bottom of the world? However, at the outset Herzog makes clear that this is not going to be a film about fluffy penguins. Instead he sets down the questions he, as a film-maker, is interested in.
What I like about Herzog’s questions is that very often they seem nonsensical, completely ridiculous, if not then he may make no attempt to answer them, or instead give an answer that we cannot agree with. Among his questions that he explicitly sets out at the start of this film are.. why do men disguise themselves with masks or feathers, and chase each other on horseback shooting guns? Why do some varieties of ants keep other creatures slaves? And why, therefore, do monkeys not ride goats into the sunset? None of these are really relevant to the subject of the film, rather they tell us a lot about Herzog. First, that he is interested in film itself (the first questions are illustrated with shots of the Lone Ranger and from Westerns) and, second, he is interested in behaviour – both of man and of beast, and what separates man from beast. What is intelligence, particularly when people can act so crazy and animals can utilise tools and manipulate their environment much as we do.
These points are explored in the film, but not to such an extent that it is bogged down by them. They are ruminations or starting points, but the answers are not the goal of the film.

Another of the things that I like about Herzog is that he is a film-maker truly in search of the spectacular image. And I use the world spectacular not just in the sense of spectacle, but meaning something profound as well. We have seen this in his fictional work, such as the ship going over the mountain in Fitzcarraldo, but also in his documentaries, most recently such as the bears fighting and the foxes playing in Grizzly Man, and the oceanscapes of The Wild Blue Yonder. To Herzog these images have profound meanings, but the meanings may be unattainable, like in Fitzcarraldo, of which he has repeatedly stated that the images are a great metaphor, but for what he does not know, or else contrary to what we might imagine. For example, in Lessons of Darkness, where the highly emotionally charged images of the burning Kuwaiti oil wells and the efforts of the fire-fighters to put them out become a strange absurd ballet of madness, in which the fire-fighters are creatures who depend on the fire, and must re-ignite the wells once they have successfully put them out.

The stunning underwater images previously seen in Wild Blue Yonder are the starting off point for this film, and easily constitute its most poetic chapters – the eeriness of an icy sky, strange unearthly creatures, and the divers floating like astronauts through an alien world.
Herzog captures the wildlife documentary images, of unusual species of underwater life, however, he largely leaves them unexplained, and is just as interested in the patterns the bubbles of gas expelled by the divers make as they collect under the solid ceiling of the ice. Furthermore, as the scientists discover new species of life under the water he dwells not on the discovery, or the significance, but rather the ‘madness’ (as he construes it) of the scientists who host an impromptu concert of terrible rock music on the roof of their hut for a barren and empty frozen seascape.

As ever the human subjects of the documentary are fascinating: There is the penguin scientist, driven to silence by being isolated too long; the heavy plant driver and philosopher who rattles on about Odysseus; the hippy who disguises herself as hand luggage for the stage and who spins endless insane tales; the welder descendent of Incan royalty with crazy theories about his fingers; the victim of the iron curtain who can’t talk about his past and who always keeps a rucksack packed with an inflatable raft and paddle so he can escape whenever he needs to.
However intriguing these people are, they are only so because Herzog constructs them like that, for, although Herzog does indeed have the knack of searching out the intriguing characters to put on film, much more exciting is the way that he then moulds them into something beyond reality. Partly this is done by editing, but much more so it is done by the sometimes ludicrous questions Herzog asks his subject, given the power of standing behind the lens. He also often, wonderfully, leaves the camera running, after the answers have finished, being silent, as the interviewee becomes more and more uncomfortable – and it is these moments that are given prominence in the film.
These techniques may seem manipulative, as indeed they are, and cruel to his subjects (as I understand it the scientists interviewed for Wild Blue Yonder were particularly annoyed with their portrayal), but, as mentioned earlier, in fact it makes transparent the techniques that all documentaries use to portray their subjects, and in that sense Herzog’s films are perhaps more honest than traditional documentaries. What’s more, and this to me is more important, what results is genuine art. And Encounters at the End of the World is, indeed, art, film-making at its most balletic.

Saturday, December 6th, 2008

had a coffee with the chess teacher for whom I nannied a short while during the summer his daughters attend a school next to mine so I occasionally see them or him after work anyway he was organising a chess tournament in a theatre also near the school so we had a chat and went in for a coffee the whole thing was rather perfunctory as he got a call from the school because one of his daughters had left something important behind or something like that I don’t know really the tournament sounds interesting I wonder if it would have been worth hanging around to have a peek though that would have been inconvenient it always stuns me the number of primary schools in close proximity to each other where I work on my way I pass two before I get to mine, then there is another beyond it, another I can see from the entrance and an infants school I know is just around the corner someone once told me that there are 13 primary schools in the town I guess they are all pretty small it seems kind of strange to me especially as there is a lack of resources maybe bigger schools would be a better idea though who knows I don’t know this weekend is a puente and I should have gone travelling but circumstances intervened and besides though I could go visit someone I don’t feel like travelling alone an the moment so instead I will kill time all weekend I am trying to finish off another little collection of poetry but it is going slowly I don’t really have much in the way of creative impulses at the moment not really any kind of impulses I will not read this post through and check it before posting it I will just let it be